these are just picking things, just to vent and also things I thought about when I was bored. Click here to see other things that grind my gears

1. Phones…or at least my phone that can’t have more than about 150 text messages

2. $60.00 video games - don’t understand how it went from $50 to $60 bucks for new games.

3. Daylight Saving Time

4. the thought of why doctor gives you a condom..my theory is that they give a cheap one so it will break, having to back to the doctor for more appointments. So the doctors can get more money. Don’t judge me.

5. Peer Reviews or any type of group work at school

6. The Letter Q. You make bad words with the letter Q. Quiet. EarthQuake. SQuash.

7. DVD with NO Special Features

8. The Chick-fil-A Calender - well only the cheap coupons that give away like small bowl of soup and juice.

9. That Bad Girls Club episode where all the girls jump Elease. - nuff said.

10. Erasable Pens (If they still sell those).

1. Thin Toilet Paper

2. Musicals 3D Numbers

3. College Placement Test

4. Having Sore Throat

5. The video games where I have to read everything

6. Smokers that smoke in front of me

7. Bugs

8.When people play with vegetables instead of fruit

9. The extra money you pay for 3D glasses

10. The invention of a dish washer if I had to put the dishes in a certain arrangement so the dishes can’t break

1. Mini Bags of Popcorn with No Butter

2. Rainy Sunny Days - You know when it Rains on like a HOT summer day. It so weird!

3. Those Jail type TV shows, and those people look all raggy before they arrested

4. People that says “I’ll pencil you in” - don’t try to act official!

5. People using “insiders” near you b/c only they  know about the story and you don’t

6. The time at the restaurant where you get a bad chef - I KNOW MY FOOD CAN TASTE BETTER not undercook, I’m talking to you Outback around 3pm - 6pm!!

7. The show Captain Planet - Captain Planet just annoyed me as a child. First he was crappy, and the other kids had to give there powers away to form a one superhero when they save the earth from pollution themselves. Then the kids basically save Captain Planet themselves b/c Captain Planet was too weak to do it. And i hate it even more…when I woke up like everyday in elementary school and  hear the song every morning. Ugh. It sicken me.

8. Cell Phones that you have to pay $300+ bucks separately.

9. When you try to get onions off of food then when you taste it, the food still taste like onions. It the WORST!

10. Those kind of neighbors that have dogs and decided to take a CRAP in your yard and not pick it up. Leaving you to pick it up. If somebody created a doggy toliet..I will thank you.

So basically let end this off with a high note…I watch a video saying that people mostly SCREAM out words that start with the letter “S”. Make me think about things. Anyway Hope you enjoy reading this.

1. When a teacher decides to put a Quiz called “Quiz” under classwork - Cant you at least change the name to something else. That is just stupid.

2. Rebecca’s Black Song “Friday” - 98% of america hates that song too. lol Poor Rebecca Black. But this girl was funny…

And people making spoof of this song is too funny.

3. Panera Bread Chips - I not that i hate them, (I love Panera) i like them but they are so cooked. Those Chips are a distraction!! I feel like the whole world can hear me chewing my  chip. I eat slow too. So imagine biting into a very hard chips slowly.

4.  Cowboys vs Aliens Movie - nuff say.

5. When the UPS truck rings the door once, then runs away. Not walk away..RUNS! - this isnt a tag! What do UPS thinks this is? A Playground?  Ludacris.

6.  Tests with trick questions - epically when the teacher says it not meant to trick you. LIE.

7. Being BROKE. (Money, Dinero, etc.)

8. BULLY./BULLIES

9. TAXES - Who doesnt hate taxes? It makes GAS prices increase.

10. Lil Kim’s Black Friday - It’s clearly a ripoff of Nicki.

So i gotten lazy on this one…

1. Random People Following you on Twitter/Random Friend Request on Facebook, like a burn book - it normally a extra ho girl or a pervert guy. WE WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR WACK PICK-UP LINES!! **block**

2. When the power goes off @ your house - BGE never fixed it right! it keeps going off and you stuck on your powerless phone and no Tv. it’s the worst!!

3. College Application that deffered you - they have it, they are just lazy to look at it. lazy bums.

4. Random A$$ commercials on “The Game” - i think we all know how we feel about this. Put the commercials in the right place BET!

5. Subway, lying about $5.00 foot long - i expect my sandwhich to  be $5.00 plus tax but not $7.75!! I could have went to chick fil a and gotten a meal in less than 30 sec.

6. Rick Roll on youtube - i always fall for that!

7. GIANT - ever since that giant employee though he was my dad..i hate it since then

8. Petty People - nuff said

9. Waking up to school early

10. Little Kids playing Mature games online - they just want to start picking a fight with people, thinking they go hard. ugh.

“7th Edition”

After this one..I’m taking a break lol, I’m going crazy making 100 things i hate

1. When rappers/singers lip-sync - and i hate it worse when they go off-key, cant you at least sing the chorus? I didn’t pay $50 bucks to hear you lip sync and hear what i could have heard on radio, or 106 & Park for that matter.

2. When you know somebody that doesn’t believe the hype they are telling you - please don’t brag that smoking is dope and that pot making you feel happy OR and SERIOUS Bragging ALL DAY about your “area”  but then a girl complains that it not a size of a party.

3. When TV shows randomly change the member of a cast to a different person to play the same person and acts like nothing happen!! - i could list a whole bunch of examples of when they switch the cast member. They change it for the worse, that how you lose fans!!

4. The Pineapple Fanta, the Chick too - i think she was black, but regardless i think this fanta is the most disposable, they even have a contest to find a new banana fanta girl. (I feel sorry for that winner). How would i know about this contest you ask?….Internet.

5.  Family Feud on Facebook - it fun, but why can’t i play fast money twice? The real game show allows it!!

6. When Girls wear tube top -This is just my personal taste ( I don’t know about other guys)  but something about that doesn’t say F-L-A-T-T-E-R-I-N-G! That not attractive to me.  Maybe on a Beach. Maybe.

Random: I’m sure somebody is going to tell me “well, we aren’t looking good for you Alfred!!” And I’m just going to respond back “You aren’t looking good for anybody else either!” (Sorry if i offended anybody that does wear a tube top)

7. Chain Text/EMail etc. - i  really starting to think people send does “death” texts people send to you are photoshop images but i sure that “person” is happy lying on a beach thinking that there are the new internet sensentation.

8. This doesn’t annoy me b/c i don’t have one( or used it) , but i just put it so other people can say “I HATE THAT TOO” ; Twitter Jail - i don’t see why twitter will stop letting you tweet, isn’t  suppose to be better than facebook? Is their a trending topics called #TwitterJail? That would be kinda funny.

9.  When somebody got nerve to smoke right in front of you and worse of all a child - I’m not going to vent about this one b/c it will be too long, and it will be about 5 pages on random rants.

10. Double Dippers - What ever kind of double dip you think i mean…that what i mean. Basically all kinds of Double dippers grinds my gears!!

(6th Grind My Gears Post) (Total of 60 Things)

Personal Goal Going for 100 Things that Grind My Gears

1. The CW -Just not for canceling Girlfriends, Everybody Hates Chris, and The Game (Thank God that’s coming back) but for their long breaks in the middle of the show. Taking about  5 long weeks every like 4 Episodes. That’s Ludicrous!! I don’t need a fall, winter, spring break for One show. I can’t believe i waiting all that time for a bad finale.

2. When you take a picture of somebody b/c they have something goofy on and they get mad at you - I don’t see how people wears things that are entertains me and expect me not to take a picture. Random:  This little girl did wear high heels shoes that was 7 sizes too big for her @ chick-fil-a , that’s was so funny.

3. Not Winning the lottery - this one doesn’t need explaining.

4. When a teacher says they are preparing you for the future when they are actually not - that only makes things worse! Was it enough being lied in elementary school that you are forced to write in cursive all the time in middle school/high school.

5. Pop-ups of advertisement during my shows - There is no need to hype of another show during my show. And they be going crazy with those things. Let’s put on in the top corner, lets put on on the bottom right corner, next thing you know the whole show is just hyping up the other show

6. Sketchers & Heelys -With Sketchers i just dislike their commercials and there shoes aren’t that good. Heelys just upset me even more! See every kid under the age of 7 seeing them @ the mall skate in the heelys every two seconds. Gosh! Aren’t you going to do something security mall cop?

7. Mall Cops - those lazy bums get around in a segway. Who used a segway? It’s 2011!! Get your fat tail off the Segway!!

8. Long Lines at the store, when you only have one thing in your hand - this is why I cut in front of people in Wal-Mart.

9. When people hit your car and drive away - couldn’t they leave a note?, if you have that much effort to drive away, why can’t i get you insurance and name? They take about the same time.

10. When I’m stuck on figuring out how to end these grind my gears, and I’m stuck B.S’in it with something like this - Well i guess that ends this edition. I’m sure i figure out something next time.

Total Of 50 Grinds My Gears….. 

1. Green Mint Chocolate - I just hate, leaves a bad taste in my mouth, like coffee.

2.  CollegeBoard - CollegeBoard is money hungry!!! $10.00 to submit SAT scores. Really!!! CollegeBoard is crazy, i should sued them.

3. Ravens Plays - I dont hate the ravens, but there football offense plays are ludacris. A 3rd grader can make better plays! I blame the coach. Anything the players does reflect on the coach, in my eyes. It will be too easy to put the blame on flacco.

4. Bugs in my house- Bugs think they always own the place just b/c god made them. Well god made me too….you flying demons!

5. Toys that would have to buy separate accessories, I also hate the ones that battery are required but dont have batteries in them - Crushing littile kids dreams

6. When you walk up to a place and see people trying to kiss at the corner, but what makes it worst is when they are kissing in an area and you need to get pass them. - I understand you are a couple and couples makeout i get that..but dont  be getting freaky and your in my way. Odds are..im going to step on you with my big foot boots.

7 . Facebook Changes - i dont know why facebook keeps changing, it getting annoying. They don’t even bother to telling you they are going to change it. To make matter worse they dont change the stuff that needs to be change!! Facebook is a mess, i guess all social networks does.

Random: What ever happen to those custom quizzes you get to make and see if your friends know you or not.

8. That VH1 made 2 good season of Flavor of Love and made the last one look like a piece of crap, then took him 3 season to realize he should go back with his ex!! Yep I’m sure flavor flav just did it to get paid.

9. Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey Marriage - two words “Publicity Stunt”!!

10. Shotty Services at resturants - i have too many experences where the waiter/food be nasty. That why they don’t get tips

1. Outside Work - Outside work is the worst type of “work” you can get..EVER!! You have to do stupid stuff just b/c god wanted to share his wrath of weather changes to everyone. Who is to blame for outside work you ask? The answer is simple. Blame Justin Biebler!!! Speaking of Justin Biebler….

2. Justin Bieber - Justin Bieber grinds my gears too!! (I made a pun) and it not b/c of his songs, it is b/c he acts like a boy version of hannah montana. Something about that guy just bugs me. Ew.

3. One word Text. - I put my heart and soul into that text and you are going to response in one word! Really!! LOL is ok though b/c im a funny guy.

4. Getting gold stars when you were in kindergarten - why did i have to reach for the stars, why couldn’t i reach to the moon or the milky way?

5. Rihanna’s Songs lately - I was a fan of rihanna, with songs like take a bow and umbella but ever since she was in a abusive relationship, her songs are getting darker and scarier. It concerns me if she ever gotten over the abusive. I really couldn’t have look at her rated r album for 10 sec straight.

6. MTV’s Baby Momma/Teen Mom Shows - mtv has too many shows about teen mom. Aren’t all of them is the same? I understand MTV!! Teen Pregnancy rate is going up.

7. McDonald’s Fast Food Kids Meal/Toys - Back in the 90s, those toys were at least something you can play with for longer than a day. These current toys, you can play them for longer than 5 mins. McDonalds Fast Food false advetising is really letting to children of america down.

8. Cartoon Network for censoring out Total Drama Island!!

http://randomasicanbe.tumblr.com/post/1014910509/greatest-cartoon-moment-ever-besides-arthur

9. Public Restroom - This doesn’t need explaining!!

10.  Myself for watching the Skins commerical on mtv…it dirty (BE WARNED!!!)

http://remotecontrol.mtv.com/2010/10/21/video-sneak-peek-mtv-skins/

1. Mario Party - Daisy pisses me off, she always cheats, she always steals your thunder.The game cheats ALL THE TIME!! And why cant i play DK anymore, do nintendo not like monkeys? Mario Party just ask for a death wish!

2.  When FOX shows Baseball games instead of Family Guy! - Don’t hype up family guy if a baseball game is coming on!

3. When somebody uses a song as a regular everyday sentence - So you Fancy huh? No your not!! Your arent fancy using it. If you like it then you should have put a ring on it? Really, that not fancy at all! (There too many puns)

4. When somebody shorten you real name and thinks it cool and it something out of the ordinary. Like shorten Alfred to Al is cool. but Alfred to Alfy isnt!

5. Street Walkers/Hoodlums that ask you for money - dont think im going to give you a dollar if you just holding a bucket around. Do something special that make me think that you deserve that dollar

6. Skitters Fizz - They taste like medicine, candy isnt meant to taste like medicine! Are you crazy skitters company?

7. Those alley cats on my street - they keep knocking over my trash cans! Those cats are possessed by the devil! they run out on the street when a car comes, yet they never get killed!! I’m calling animal control on them!

8. When people used the “f” word in every other sentence - did you mommy teach you word other that the “f” word? I sure there other word to used besides the “f” word!!

9. Kids that dont have any sense of home training - peeing on the street, knock on my door everyday, asking can you borrow a game then sell it to gamestop for $3!!! Ugh. This new generation of kids!!

10. Simean Carpenter who keeps taking pics of himself in the bathroom. Geeze, is it a daily process you go through? Oh Simean! Just keep you pics to yourself! Stop taking pics in your friends bathroom either. This must be a fetish!

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=173942922620108& set=a.173942915953442.47027.100000132043416#!/profile.php?id=100000132043416

1. When Disney Channel pull a special of the first day of high school right before my 1st day of high school, what kind of crap was that!! Were they trying to scare me before I go to high school?

2. Twister Moves, If i wanted to dance on a mat that doesn’t light up, i might as well could have dance on a cardboard, it is a waste of money, I’m sure hide and go seek is a better game than twister moves

3. The people that stick up the middle finger at you when they cut you off while you are driving, that disgusting, and most of them stick out there tounges, nobody want to see your taste buds!

4. The Mailman on my street, everyday he comes at different times, What Mailman comes at 6:00 pm? Somebody tell me!

5. The guy that punches Snooki on Jersey Shore, Really what kind of man are you? I hope you mommy is happy about what you have done!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCvj4kTJqT8&feature=related

6. When the weather reports lies about the weather, I don’t want to see rain if you told me if its going to snow, make up you minds!

7. Nick Cannon, he was better as a girl on All That

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1J57gmD7_4

8.  Michelle’s part on Destiny’s Child songs, but she did good in that one song, but it sad that nobody cares about her but i wouldn’t sing her parts

9. Pretty Boy Swag By Soulja Boy, i feel like i lose brain cells every time i hear this song on the radio, that ridiculous, just quit doing music soulja boy, just quit , once you do a dance song you can NEVER come back

10. When random people called you to sell something or a Girl scout selling you cookies, when people sell something on the street, it means trouble…i was a boy scout and our pizza money didnt go to charity so if your a girl scout claim it for charity it not…

And that’s 10 things that grinds my gears…

1. The people that pick up my trash on the curb, it sounds crazy but when they refuse to pick up your trashcan b/c it too heavy and you have to take that heavy trashcan to the back, you will see my point

2. My Old Nokia 2000 phone, and no it was not my first phone i ever had

3. Lifetouch, they never sent my homecoming pic!

4. Best Buy, it looks nice but the people in there are EVIL, RUDE, AND a bunch of hobknockers. Yep i called them hobknockers!

5. When Burger King puts that one onion ring in your fries, how can you mix up fries and an onion ring, GET IT TOGETHER BK!

6. Banana Flavor Candy, NOBODY LIKES BANANA Flavor, taffy, gum or whatever candy banana got put in…stop making it!

7. D.W. on Arthur..nuff said

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAHvxiBAcJ4

(go to 4:13 on video)

8. When i have to search for Carolina style bbq chips, i don’t want that little 7-eleven bag i want a big bag of those chips, why are these chips so hard to find

9. When you only hear sound from one side of the headphones, you paid all that money to only hear it from one side…i dont think so!

10. When KFC doesnt know there own menu, dont put it on the menu if you dont have it, plain and simple what is wrong with you KFC!